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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"

"Have you heard the news story about the kid that was arrested when they thought the clock he brought to school was a bomb? It's blowing up"

"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."

"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"

"Making French toast is a lot like making regular toast. The only difference is that you use your tongue."

"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"

"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it."

"Nice truck! Sorry about your small d^i^i^i^i^k"

"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."