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Joke of the Day
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
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"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"
"[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal? Destruction of government property."
"So A flat walks into a bar . . . And the bartender looks up and says, ""G you're looking sharp."""
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."
"A man addicted to eating urinal cakes was arrested for robbing his disabled mom in an elevator. That's wrong on so many levels."
"My biggest fear is that I have already discovered time travel and I will bump into myself and spoil the surprise."
"Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor."
"What does a frog do when it's sad? Kermits suicide."