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Joke of the Day
"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."
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"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."
"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."
"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"
"What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters? Augusta wind."
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"