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Joke of the Day
"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."
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"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."""
"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"
"HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one."
"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"
"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."
"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"
"-You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim"
"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"