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Joke of the Day
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
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"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."
"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""
"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""
"Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'("
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""