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Joke of the Day
"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"
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"To: ALL STAFF Subject: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: How to Effectively Use the E-Mail Subject Line"
"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."
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"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"