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Joke of the Day
"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."
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"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""
"What did the Indian tailor say to the patron who came in naked? ""What sarong with you?"""
"One sperm said to the other sperm ""I'll race you to the egg!"" The other sperm said ""OK, but pace yourself, we just passed the throat!"""
"An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all."
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."
"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"wife [gives me piece of fruit] Try this me: Tastes like hand sanitizer wife: Did you just use hand sanitizer? me: Yeah wife me wife me: Why?"