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Joke of the Day

"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."

"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"

"women's Rights"

"How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same? They both steal your bike."

"What do you get when you mix blood and piss? Bliss!"

"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."

"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"

"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his p*ssy."