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Joke of the Day
"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."
Next Joke
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."
"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"
"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."
"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year"
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."