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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters? Augusta wind."
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"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"
"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."
"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."
"Jeb Bush told a joke. Please laugh."
"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"
"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""
"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"