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Joke of the Day

"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""

"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"

"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."

"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"

"Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate"

"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."