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Joke of the Day

"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."

"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"