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Joke of the Day

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"" Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting"

"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""

"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."

"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"

"I was in a tornado. It sucked."

"Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken."

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"How many months have 28 days? All of them"