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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."
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"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."
"What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now."
"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"
"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."
"TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy."
"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"
"An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."