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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

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"[having daughter's new boyfriend (who I think is a caveman) over for dinner] so dave, how is work? *lights candle and watches his reaction*"