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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."

"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."