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Joke of the Day

"I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in."

"When does a van become a can? when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c.."

"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."

"Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"""

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."

"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"

"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"To the handicapped guy that took my bag! ( ) You can hide but you can't run!"