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Joke of the Day

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."

"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."

"[i wake up confused] KIDNAPPER: youll never guess where we are! ME: [observing floor tile pattern] this is a Dennys bathroom KIDNAPPER: shit"

"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"

"The reason God calls all of us his children is so he can claim us all as dependents."

"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"

"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."

"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."

"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."