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Joke of the Day
"My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.."
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"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... ...she seemed surprised."
"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."
"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."
"Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being."
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman? He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!"
"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."