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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."
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"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."
"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."
"*throws keys at nearest sober person* DRIVE ME HOME PEASANT"
"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"
"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."
"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."