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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"
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"Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I troll."
"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."
"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."
"What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed."
"I'm white, but not ""clap my hands above my head at a hip hop concert"" white."
"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""
"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"
"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."
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