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Joke of the Day

"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"

"Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's? Trump's crowd paled in comparison."

"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."

"If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say ""Friend, you're wearing sweatpants."" They might not know."

"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."

"Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired."

"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."

"Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."