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Joke of the Day

"My boss texted me, ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" I replied, ""I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."" He replied, ""That was fantastic, send me another one."""

"100,000 Americans signed a petition to have Justin Bieber deported back to Canada. 8 million Canadians signed a petition to prevent this."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"

"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."

"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"

"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"

"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."