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Joke of the Day

"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."

"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"""Did you bring your LIST?"" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably"

"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."

"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""

"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."