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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"
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"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."
"""It's terminal-"" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? ""Departure time is in three hours."" THREE? WHAT DO I DO? ""This is an airport."" SO WHAT? I'M DYING!"
"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
"What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion."
"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"
"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"
"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."
"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"