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Joke of the Day

"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."

"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"

"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"

"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"

"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."

"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"

"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"

"A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant"

"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""