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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"
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"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."
"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"
"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."