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Joke of the Day

"100,000 Americans signed a petition to have Justin Bieber deported back to Canada. 8 million Canadians signed a petition to prevent this."

"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"

"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"

"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."

"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."

"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."

"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."