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Joke of the Day
"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."
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"Omg like wtf -me, praying"
"What's the difference between Putin and Poutine? Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""
"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"
"Wanna hear a rape joke? No? That's what she said."
"My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down"
"I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL."
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"