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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""

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"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."
"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"
"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"BlackBerry: being significantly less obvious than a magazine to carry into the office shitter since 2002."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."
"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."
"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"