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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."

"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."

"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"

"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."

"You know what they say about wizards with big hands? The have big staffs"