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Joke of the Day
"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
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"How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait."
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team? Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S"
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"
"So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands I think I'm at the wrong bar..."
"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"