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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"

"Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it."

"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."

"*notices zipper is down* OMG! *zips it up* FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I'll do it myself"

"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."

"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"