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Joke of the Day

"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."

"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"

"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."

"What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!"

"Soon every possible joke will be written on twitter and we will be forced to face our feelings."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs."

"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"