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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""

"Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even"

"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."

"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."

"Nothing says ""Proper Retirement Planning"" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets"

"IT'S THE COPS. COME OUT WITH UR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD. ""Bring out my bread? NO ABOVE UR HEAD ""Hello 911? Ducks are pretending to be cops"""

"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"