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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"

"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""

"Friday. My second favorite F word."

"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."

"I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like ""This is my girlfriend, Kayla,"" and I was like, ""This is my sandwich, Ham."""

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."