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Joke of the Day
"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."
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"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"I for one, like Roman Numerals"
"Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to the bar? He heard beer was on the house"
"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"
"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."
"A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They enter the elevator and he asks her ""Are you going down?"". She says no. Then he asks ""Would you like to?"""
"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"
"If someone feeds you alphabet soup... Is that putting words in your mouth? Also, if they are about to feed you and pull back, is that taking the words out of your mouth?"
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."