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Joke of the Day
"Friday. My second favorite F word."
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"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"
"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"
"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."
"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."
"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."
"Thought about growing some impatiens this year... but then decided against it. Takes too long."
"Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit"