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Joke of the Day

"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"

"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."

"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."

"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"

"You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you."

"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"

"[interview] What is your greatest strength? ""Throwing my voice"" You're hired! ""Ok great, thanks"" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good"

"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."

"Just remembered this one I made a few years ago How are the Mafia and the Amish similar? They both don't like wires"