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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."

"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."

"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."

"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."

"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"I have a lettuce stuck up my ass But it's just the tip of the iceberg."

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"