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Joke of the Day

"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""

"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"

"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"

"What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""

"Open letter to the mods of /r/Jokes [deleted]"

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."

"Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It's not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color"

"Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It's a fucking joke."