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Joke of the Day

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution!"

"Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon."

"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky ...how much do you love your children?"

"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."

"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."

"Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body? Dumbbelldor."

"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."

"Sup, ducks? Lookin' straight nuclear with your orange ass bills & your furry yellow torsos. All aquatic & shit. Lazy as hell, too. One love."