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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."

"It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession.... .... It took the cops four hours to break him. He's got some willpower, that kid!"

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."

"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"

"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort."

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."