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Joke of the Day

"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"

"MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea"

"Man arrested on charges of being nice, quiet guy. ""I'm shocked, he always seemed like such a murderous asshole,"" said a neighbor."

"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"

"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."

"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."