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Joke of the Day
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"
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"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""
"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."
"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"
"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."
"Veterinarian- You're here to discuss your dog's salivation? Me- No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."
"Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word."
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"