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Joke of the Day
"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"
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"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park."
"Star Wars Joke... What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel? ""Luke! May the whores be with you!"""
"I respect the moon, it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves."
"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."
"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"
"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""
"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."
"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"