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Joke of the Day

"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."

"The greatest joke of all: Your sex life."

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."

"What did Trump get for Christmas? Stage IV rectal carcinoma with a recto-vesicular fistula so he farts out his penis...hopefully."