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"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"
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"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."
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"I just bought a film with..."
"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."
"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."
"Leonardo DiCaprio is totally getting laid tonight! This has nothing to do with the Oscar, just a safe assumption to make each and every day."