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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"
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"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"
"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"
"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"
"Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent. Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door."
"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"
"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."
"Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all."