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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"

"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"

"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""

"As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids."

"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake."