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Joke of the Day

"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."

"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."

"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"

"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."

"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."

"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""