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Joke of the Day

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."

"Rebecca Romaine Lettuce. Is that something? I don't care. It's just one tweet in an entire universe. Who gives a shit."

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"

"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"

"I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now."

"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."

"I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games... It's my low self on Steam."

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""