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Joke of the Day

"vote for me if ew like it watsup boring.facebook fucking.viber irritating.tango disgusting.skype ignoring. google porn'in ....lyf is complicated."

"What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"

"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"

"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."

"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."

"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""