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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"
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"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."
"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."
"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"
"What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals."
"If my teachers don't become Ms. Frizzle anytime soon, I will just keep not paying attention."
"When a guy shaves his head bald and wears a sweatband, the top of his head looks like a stick of roll-on deodorant."
"Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world."
"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."